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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>a collection of stuff and things.</description><title>You Serious, Clark?</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @youseriousclark)</generator><link>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Odd Future - Sandwitches, on Fallon</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.twitvid.com/EOCSX"&gt;Odd Future - Sandwitches, on Fallon&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/3344573065</link><guid>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/3344573065</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2011 09:14:09 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Future People - Naturally.</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_3340299730" src="http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/3340299730/audio_player_iframe/youseriousclark/tumblr_lgqxeyGPbQ1qz7hnh?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fyouseriousclark%2F3340299730%2Ftumblr_lgqxeyGPbQ1qz7hnh" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Future People - Naturally.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/3340299730</link><guid>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/3340299730</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2011 00:18:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The opening to last night’s Simpsons was awesome.</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DX1iplQQJTo?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The opening to last night’s Simpsons was awesome.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/1291218585</link><guid>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/1291218585</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Oct 2010 09:58:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>A while back, my homey Will’s band did this thing for...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/14598354" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;A while back, my homey &lt;a href="http://easthundred.com" target="_blank"&gt;Will’s band&lt;/a&gt; did this &lt;a href="http://weathervanemusic.squarespace.com/east-hundred-artist-profile/" target="_blank"&gt;thing&lt;/a&gt; for Weathervane Music, which is basically a non-profit group that gives cool bands a fancy studio for a few days, lets them write and record a song, and documents the whole thing.  I’m kind of out of the loop; I guess Twin Sister is a cool band or something, but they did something for Shaking Through, which is also put on by Weathervane.  This is their song, and I like it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/1176524898</link><guid>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/1176524898</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Sep 2010 22:25:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>These guys can do no wrong.</title><description>&lt;object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=10,0,0,0" id="playerArteLiveWeb" width="400" height="226"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://liveweb.arte.tv/flash/player.swf?eventId=1574&amp;admin=false&amp;mode=prod&amp;priority=one&amp;embed=true" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://liveweb.arte.tv/flash/player.swf?eventId=1574&amp;admin=false&amp;mode=prod&amp;priority=one&amp;embed=true" width="400" height="226" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" name="playerArteLiveWeb" quality="best" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;These guys can do no wrong.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/1164861183</link><guid>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/1164861183</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Sep 2010 22:18:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>gregrutter:

Photo of Jay-Z taken by Jayson James Zeigfeld right...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8wnevQqCG1qz9muno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.whatevs.net/post/1138601072/photo-of-jay-z-taken-by-jayson-james-zeigfeld" target="_blank"&gt;gregrutter&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Photo of Jay-Z taken by Jayson James Zeigfeld right before his album took off.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(&lt;a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/df75f/living_large/" target="_blank"&gt;reddit&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/1148280300</link><guid>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/1148280300</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 Sep 2010 02:40:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>If this doesn’t make you drop bows, you probably...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/TsKS-WmjQmw?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;If this doesn’t make you drop bows, you probably don’t have elbows.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/960507130</link><guid>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/960507130</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2010 23:05:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Make New Orleans-styled iced coffee at home.  I’m doing...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6j6yz8Vq81qz7hnho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Make &lt;a href="http://lifehacker.com/5602222/make-new+orleans+style-iced-coffee-overnight" target="_blank"&gt;New Orleans-styled iced coffee&lt;/a&gt; at home.  I’m doing this.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/893510260</link><guid>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/893510260</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 11:28:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>So I Married an Axe Murderer: A Revelation</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;In a lot of movies, people have unrealistic lifestyles in relation to their jobs.  You know, barrista lives in a SOHO loft, shit like that.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;But this movie wins.  In it, Mike Myers drives a sweet convertible and has a rad apartment in San Francisco. Yet, all he does is &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdAzx_hYEBo" target="_blank"&gt;recite the same-sounding poem with different words over the same jazz number&lt;/a&gt; at lame coffee houses.  &lt;em&gt;And&lt;/em&gt;, he only does it when he breaks up with a girlfriend or is psyched about a girl/wife.  That&amp;#8217;s it.  Shitty poets get paid in coffee, right? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Plus, his dad is an immigrant, so it&amp;#8217;s not like he has a trust fund.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Anyway, I just don&amp;#8217;t they thought this out very well when they wrote the movie.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/861333252</link><guid>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/861333252</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:25:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Norm MacDonald</title><description>&lt;p&gt;This guy is pure gold.  Here are some classic performances: his &lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/5587385/deadspin-classic-espn-will-never-ever-do-this-again" target="_blank"&gt;opening monologue from the 1998 ESPY&amp;#8217;S&lt;/a&gt; and his &lt;a href="http://videogum.com/15201/norm_macdonalds_genius_roast_of_bob_saget/stand-up-comedy/" target="_blank"&gt;roast of Bob Saget&lt;/a&gt;.  God, he is good.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/815088130</link><guid>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/815088130</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 09:00:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I once tried to work a shift at work while being surrounded by...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/MROxPK18v5I?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I once tried to work a shift at work while being surrounded by twenty, husky gingers wearing my exact outfit, but no one thought it was cool.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/814899509</link><guid>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/814899509</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 07:42:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>If I could sing a song like this, I would never, ever be in the...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/rwO4g--LhuU?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;If I could sing a song like this, I would never, ever be in the dog house.  Just sayin…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Go on, Darondo. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/726455357</link><guid>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/726455357</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 16:27:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>willzone:

9gag:

Finally..

</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l44ijg7b1I1qzxzwwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://willzone.tumblr.com/post/708424689/9gag-finally" target="_blank"&gt;willzone&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tumblr.9gag.com/post/705456983" target="_blank"&gt;9gag&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://9gag.com/gag/26401" target="_blank"&gt;Finally..&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/708962800</link><guid>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/708962800</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 16:07:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>There is hope for nerds everywhere.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l469ltvv3u1qz7hnho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;There is hope for nerds everywhere.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/708754785</link><guid>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/708754785</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 14:49:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

Viral Ad of the Day: Jason Bateman and Will...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="240" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/59S-YaUvMIk?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/687260790/viral-ad-of-the-day-jason-bateman-and-will-arnett" target="_blank"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Viral Ad of the Day:&lt;/strong&gt; Jason Bateman and Will Arnett (and Rachael Harris and Aubrey Plaza) star in a the first of three “&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/orbitdirtyshorts" target="_blank"&gt;Dirty Shorts&lt;/a&gt;” from their new production company &lt;a href="http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/electus-and-dumbdumb-a-new-comedic-content--marketing-company-pioneered-by-will-arnett-and-jason-bateman-launch-digital-partnership-with-orbit-gum-during-internet-week-new-york-96134009.html" target="_blank"&gt;DumbDumb&lt;/a&gt; — a five-minute-long “branded content” ad for Orbit gum.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/arrested-development-dudes-first-web-commercial-is-up-will-it-go-viral-2010-6" target="_blank"&gt;businessinsider&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/687270554</link><guid>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/687270554</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2010 11:19:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

Infographic of the Day: Suddenly, Monday isn’t...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3nhqc01xB1qzpwi0o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/673346126/infographic-of-the-day-suddenly-monday-isnt" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Infographic of the Day: &lt;/strong&gt;Suddenly, Monday isn’t looking all that bad.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://whatshername13.deviantart.com/art/PLEASE-READ-THIS-157578940" target="_blank"&gt;deviantart&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/673476682</link><guid>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/673476682</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Jun 2010 12:24:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Andre 3000 covering the Beatles.  Nike probably dropped a lot of...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/BgqO06FG_5w?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Andre 3000 covering the Beatles.  Nike probably dropped a lot of loot for an audience that could probably give a shit.  It’s still cool, though.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/666534281</link><guid>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/666534281</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jun 2010 10:08:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>gregrutter:

willzone:

egah!
this is the single funniest thing...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3ck1mJAaC1qzp1zzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.whatevs.net/post/660721223/willzone-egah-this-is-the-single-funniest" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;gregrutter&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://willzone.tumblr.com/post/660707094/egah-this-is-the-single-funniest-thing-ive-seen" target="_blank"&gt;willzone&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;egah!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this is the single funniest thing i’ve seen in a while.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/660752854</link><guid>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/660752854</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 15:14:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Watch the drummer.</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/WO7xWMi0lR8?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Watch the drummer.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/654158441</link><guid>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/654158441</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 16:04:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Goddess baby is “somewhat of an icon in the underground...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ISBeBuVKXL0?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Goddess baby is “somewhat of an icon in the underground transvestite scene.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/528254923</link><guid>http://youseriousclark.tumblr.com/post/528254923</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 Apr 2010 10:46:45 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
