So I Married an Axe Murderer: A Revelation

In a lot of movies, people have unrealistic lifestyles in relation to their jobs.  You know, barrista lives in a SOHO loft, shit like that.

But this movie wins.  In it, Mike Myers drives a sweet convertible and has a rad apartment in San Francisco. Yet, all he does is recite the same-sounding poem with different words over the same jazz number at lame coffee houses.  And, he only does it when he breaks up with a girlfriend or is psyched about a girl/wife.  That’s it.  Shitty poets get paid in coffee, right? 

Plus, his dad is an immigrant, so it’s not like he has a trust fund.

Anyway, I just don’t they thought this out very well when they wrote the movie.

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